- Posted by admin on June 23, 2009
We've compiled a small list of sex toys that people actually tried to make, we hope you find them amusing!
Remotely Controllable Wireless Sex Toy
Author: Vic Tyagi et al
Description: "A remotely controllable wireless sex toy system is disclosed as having a sex toy with at least one operative function..." Basically it's a sex toy that's controllable over the Internet! Just think what you could do with that!
Tongue Toy System
Author: Michael Goudie
Description: "An interactive online tongue toy system connected to one or many other toys or software over a global communication network specifically used for tongue motions or licking. The tongue toy system communicates directly to another tongue toy or group of tongue toys either using another tongue toy........."
Claims: The tongue toy in claim 1 is used to replicate tongue motion, licking, discharge, or consumption of solids or liquids over a global communications network.
Tell us what you think!
- Posted by admin on June 23, 2009
Do the economy and yourself a favour, take a fresh look at sex toys:
http://www.news.com.au/business/story/0,27753,24874631-5017672,00.html
- Posted by EscortVision on June 21, 2009
Driving whilst having sex?!
But men can't do 2 things at once... can they?
Mmm, peace and quiet at last baby!
- Posted by EscortVision on June 21, 2009
But top of what? Top appearances in magazines to sell their looks? Apparently women are only there to be sexy says former champ Michael Stich. Well hey Michael, say what you feel ok.. (?!)
- Posted by EscortVision on June 9, 2009
Opinions may be divided about the pop music of Lady GaGa, but her opinion of what she wants in a MAN is clear - a big cock. Who'd have thought it? Hey lady... don't mince your words now! The ever demure and shy Lady GaGa spills the beans
- Posted by Admin on June 6, 2009
Ah yes summer is here... (well in the northern hemisphere at least) and the beach babes are starting to emerge. Some who rocked the beaches last year and some new butterflies who are just emerging this year.
In any case its a reason to celebrate - and celebrate we did when we found these beach beauties. Our current favourite is fourth in from the left, or second from the right, however you like it. Pert, cute and feminine with a hint of a tattoo maybe? Top drawer!
And of course all hail the bikini!
- Posted by Admin on June 4, 2009
Our london escort count is going up now, this could be be due to the ads we've posted to some well known classifed ad sites!
Watch this space....